Learn it from Lebron. The floppy king

Doctor: "You have broken rib."
Patient: "You should see the other guy."

New technic

“Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for mee”

❤ u Scottie 🤙🏻

Uno reverse 😅

Liver punch + balls punch=shrek

This reminds me of how bad Joe was as commentator starting out lol

I just wanna say jesus loves yall, repent and put your faith in him✝️

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That’s called instant karma right there

When you transfer your pain to your opponent’s face.

I remember this fight that was great .

He hit him with the MMA uno reverse card.

I did that to a kid in 8th grade. Shoving back and forth was still a thing and punching was just starting to enter the environment in school. So I shoved him so hard, but he got his leg under him but it buckled so he kinda landed in a "take a knee" position so he popped right back up and shot a jab at me, I had been boxing and taking martial art and wrestling my whole life. I had even started the process of getting in on JV high school wrestling practices.

Anyhow, I could kick like Gaethje in very tight spaces and still land with power. As he threw the jab, I saw it a mile away and a slipped it and leaned away but it clipped my hand as I got it up, but he wasn't actually looking, but he "felt" that he "hit" me. So I put my hand to my face and said "awwwrrggh" in a "pain" grunt and left a crack in my eye like peeking in a sex scene as a kid. And when he rushed in, I kicked the shit out of his leg and made his left leg completely give out and he fell and didn't get up as he just stayed on all 4's…. I thought that was the end of it but then he showed up in crutches and his parents came in.

My dean knew I had a rough home situation and thankfully a kid came forward and said he got in my face, I shoved and he swung so I kicked.

I got a 3 day suspension just because his parents wanted something to happen as dar as accountability because apparently he badly sprained some ligaments in his knee when I kicked him. Im an orphan, so nobody to sue and I was 12 years old.

So I stayed home for 3 days. But the kid and I actually became friends in high school. And he said "I really thought I got you in the face". I said "dude, you looked away and closed your eyes". He said the kick itself didn't really hurt, but as he fell from the impact, he knew something was wrong when he couldn't stand back up and put weight on it. He was good and normal after a month but did admit the kick was hard and I didn't have to kick him full force.. i said "bro.. that was like 60% at best, it was the placement of the kick tho". But I also said what got you kicked was you swinging at my face AND charging forward to do it again. He agreed everything he got was deserved and I could have jumped on him and hurt him if I wanted to. Psyche outs do work

Thank you for the red circle

What oscar re u talkin about

The lesson here is to always keep ur guard up.

He remembered, pain is for th3 weak

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OMG! I remember that fight when it eas live.

it's normal situation

It hurt and then it didn't